#10 : The "Bom-Bom Pow" Drivers.
... aka "The Nigga-Wannabees".
Diagnosis:
These are the drivers who would blast their speakers' volume to the max with hip-hop music. It is so loud and screeching that even with the windows up and miles away, you can actually still hear and feel the beat.
My conclusion:
1) They are deaf.
2) Attention seeker.
3) They are deaf.
#9: The UFO Drivers.
... aka "The La-La/Ah Bengs/Ah Lians".
Diagnosis:
Closely related to drivers #10. I don't understand why would you install hideous lights at inappropriate places on the car. It serves no purpose whatsoever and it is not even aesthetically pleasing to the eye in the first place. 0_o"
My conclusion:
1) They are blind.
2) They are blind.
3) They are blind.
#8: The Scardy-Cat Drivers.
... aka "The Road Hoggers"
Diagnosis:
These are the "want to go - don't want to go" type. They hesitate and wait for clearance before moving forward. And by clearance I mean TOTALLY cleared of cars. Typical example is at the roundabout or when doing a turning during peak hours. They also have the tendency to hog the fast lanes. These drivers would also leave behind a trail of traffic jam behind them.
My conclusion:
1) You shouldn't be behind the wheels
2) Only come out in the middle of the night or wee hours of the morning
#7: The Multi-Taskers.
Diagnosis:
Have you seen drivers who are behind the wheels while talking on the phone, eating, and trying to apply mascara at the same time? ... I rest my case.
My conclusion:
If you want to endanger others, kindly do so at your own expense.
#6: The "Takes-Forever-to-Park" Drivers.
Diagnosis:
Look into the rearview mirror, can't you see that there is a queue forming steadily at the back? The "Takes-Forever-to-Reverse-the-Car-Out-from-the-Parking-Lot" drivers also falls into this category.
My conclusion:
Unfortunately, I sometimes fall into this category too.
1) Get someone else to help park your car for you.
2) Hire a jockey.
#5: The Double-Parkers.
Diagnosis:
Most selfish drivers in the world who don't give a rat's ass about other people's timing.
My conclusion:
1) The cars should be towed away.
2) The owner be put to jail for 3 months plus a fine of RM3,000/=.
3) Repeat offenders should be tied down and watch other people scratch their cars using coins.
#4: The Queue-Cutters.
Diagnosis:
Be civilised - wait in line like everyone else. You are not the only one pressing for time. When we are nice enough to occasionally let you pass, please have the decency to waive a hand of thanks.
My conclusion:
1) Moronic drivers.
2) Refer to #5.
#3: The Drivers who Don't Indicate.
(or misused the Hazard Lights)
Diagnosis:
The thing sticking out at the side of your steering is called an indicator. It was created for a purpose. Use it. We are not superheroes who can read minds. And you DO NOT on your hazard lights unless your car is STATIONARY, not when it is raining heavily and your car is moving.
My conclusion:
The license should be revoked.
#2: The High-Beamers.
(HID lights included)
Diagnosis:
We are not blind. We can see you.
My conclusion:
1) HID should be banned forever.
2) Tie these drivers up and high-beam directly into their eyes for 2 hours.
#1: The Most Irritating Drivers on My List - TheWankers Honkers
Diagnosis:
You do not purposely accelerate while pressing on your honk from miles away when people has indicated that they want to turn into your lane. Please refrain from doing idiotic things like this. Plus, I am not deaf I can hear you loud and clear.
My conclusion:
1) License should be revoked forever.
2) Tie these drivers up and honk in their face for 2 hours.
And here are my top ten list of the most irritating drivers in Malaysia. ~urgh!
Love;
Mrs Lee
... aka "The Nigga-Wannabees".
Diagnosis:
These are the drivers who would blast their speakers' volume to the max with hip-hop music. It is so loud and screeching that even with the windows up and miles away, you can actually still hear and feel the beat.
My conclusion:
1) They are deaf.
2) Attention seeker.
3) They are deaf.
#9: The UFO Drivers.
... aka "The La-La/Ah Bengs/Ah Lians".
Diagnosis:
Closely related to drivers #10. I don't understand why would you install hideous lights at inappropriate places on the car. It serves no purpose whatsoever and it is not even aesthetically pleasing to the eye in the first place. 0_o"
My conclusion:
1) They are blind.
2) They are blind.
3) They are blind.
#8: The Scardy-Cat Drivers.
... aka "The Road Hoggers"
Diagnosis:
These are the "want to go - don't want to go" type. They hesitate and wait for clearance before moving forward. And by clearance I mean TOTALLY cleared of cars. Typical example is at the roundabout or when doing a turning during peak hours. They also have the tendency to hog the fast lanes. These drivers would also leave behind a trail of traffic jam behind them.
My conclusion:
1) You shouldn't be behind the wheels
2) Only come out in the middle of the night or wee hours of the morning
#7: The Multi-Taskers.
Diagnosis:
Have you seen drivers who are behind the wheels while talking on the phone, eating, and trying to apply mascara at the same time? ... I rest my case.
My conclusion:
If you want to endanger others, kindly do so at your own expense.
#6: The "Takes-Forever-to-Park" Drivers.
Diagnosis:
Look into the rearview mirror, can't you see that there is a queue forming steadily at the back? The "Takes-Forever-to-Reverse-the-Car-Out-from-the-Parking-Lot" drivers also falls into this category.
My conclusion:
1) Get someone else to help park your car for you.
2) Hire a jockey.
#5: The Double-Parkers.
Diagnosis:
Most selfish drivers in the world who don't give a rat's ass about other people's timing.
My conclusion:
1) The cars should be towed away.
2) The owner be put to jail for 3 months plus a fine of RM3,000/=.
3) Repeat offenders should be tied down and watch other people scratch their cars using coins.
#4: The Queue-Cutters.
Diagnosis:
Be civilised - wait in line like everyone else. You are not the only one pressing for time. When we are nice enough to occasionally let you pass, please have the decency to waive a hand of thanks.
My conclusion:
1) Moronic drivers.
2) Refer to #5.
#3: The Drivers who Don't Indicate.
(or misused the Hazard Lights)
Diagnosis:
The thing sticking out at the side of your steering is called an indicator. It was created for a purpose. Use it. We are not superheroes who can read minds. And you DO NOT on your hazard lights unless your car is STATIONARY, not when it is raining heavily and your car is moving.
My conclusion:
The license should be revoked.
#2: The High-Beamers.
(HID lights included)
Diagnosis:
We are not blind. We can see you.
My conclusion:
1) HID should be banned forever.
2) Tie these drivers up and high-beam directly into their eyes for 2 hours.
#1: The Most Irritating Drivers on My List - The
Diagnosis:
You do not purposely accelerate while pressing on your honk from miles away when people has indicated that they want to turn into your lane. Please refrain from doing idiotic things like this. Plus, I am not deaf I can hear you loud and clear.
My conclusion:
1) License should be revoked forever.
2) Tie these drivers up and honk in their face for 2 hours.
And here are my top ten list of the most irritating drivers in Malaysia. ~urgh!
Love;
Mrs Lee
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